vapo-rape:

…That moment when an anti-social person remembers why people have friends. 

I want to rub myself on you like a cat.

Purrr. You were missed.

In case anyone was wondering… 

I’m alive. I was continuously in and out of the hospital up until February. 

I also don’t have a cell phone because I had to choose between that and an iPod and I never leave the house, so fuck it. 

I really don’t know how to re-connect with people I haven’t talked to in so long because I’m ridiculously anti-social, but if you love me then I still love you and I’d love a message from you in my inbox. This especially goes out to Swan, Jeffica, Dav, Ava, Ev, Prancer, Jenny, Luiza, Wikki, Monica, my darling Mattluk, Z, Izzy, Cierra, and any others I may have forgotten.

My stomach issues controlled my life for a while there because I couldn’t handle any stress whatsoever without having another episode, but I think I have control of it now. I’m fine, fyi. 

I didn’t want to make a post on here because I wanted to get myself together. It sucked that my last RPs failed (my fault) and I didn’t want to come back unless I knew I could handle it. 

So once I started feeling better, I joined an RP to see if I could take it.

And… I’m sort of handling it? 

It’s amazing. The characters all have drama going on, but it’s not always insane drama. They had a pregnancy scare and handled it really quickly but made sure it was satisfying. And the events are spectacular and the plot is perfection. I love it. I truly do. 

But I hate it. 

It’s driving me insane, honestly. It makes me think of how hard it must’ve been for new people to break into NowKiss.

There’s this group that’s been there since the beginning and they all have endgames with each other. Of course, that’s not listed anywhere on the site but… fuck it. I figure I’m just gonna join and play my character and be someone’s midgame and play the field. Besides, I’ve never been good at going up to people and asking to endgame ship.

So then… all the original people decide that, since their endgames are so cemently locked in, they want secondary characters. And you know I hate secondary characters. The majority are just some stupid gimmick that washes out within a week or two of only talking to their sibling. But these RPers actually come out with good ones and commit to them and I think, “Great! I have options!” 

Nope.

All of the original people simply made secondary characters so they could ship with other people in their little ohana. I shit you not. These people all apply with that bullshit, “I ship my character/chemistry.” But then they come on the dash and zoom right in on one person and it’s all tags of, “THEY’RE SO GOOD TOGETHER.”

What. The. Fuck.

And the mod? Don’t even get me started. Sweet but… weirdly hates me.

And let me say one more thing. I’m fucking POSITIVE that half of you fuckers are in this RP. And I say fuckers affectionately.

Why?

1. Someone keeps messaging me that I’m positive is Jeffica.
2. There’s someone named Z in the OOC list. 
3. These RPers are too good not to have one of you involved.

So send me a message (specifically Z or Jeffica) because I want in that inner circle and I’m gonna need one of you to fucking vouch for me.

BSW: Ohio Edition 

• Me: (singing to myself absent-mindedly) "Oh, hi, O-hi-o. Round at the ends, high in the middle."
• Boyfriend: (makes a noise of acknowledgement that I've said something weird and random)
•  Five minutes later...
• Boyfriend: (sings to himself absent-mindedly) "Oooooohio.... Little in the middle butcha got much back!"
• Me: (stares at Boyfriend)

I didn’t even get a strait jacket… 

I went to a doctor’s appointment and wound up getting myself accidentally committed.

It was all a misunderstanding, of course…

…

These things only happen to me, don’t they?

After a psych eval, I was released today and certified ‘sane.’ Hah. Happy New Year’s!

IPOD TOUCH! 

It’s like I’m one of those cool kids with smart phones!

…Okay, it’s more like I can now use wifi wherever I am without lugging my laptop around, so I might go outside more often.

But still. 

I’m kinda the bomb right now.

I’m gonna get me a kik… IF KIK DOESN’T WORK IN IPOD TOUCH, I’M GOING TO MURDER SOMEONE.

I don’t think we’re going to die tonight/tomorrow. 

This generation was just not cool enough to deserve an apocalypse.

BSW: My Biggest Fan 

•  [Talking on skype because we're in different rooms and yelling is for children.]
• Always Chris: it's still goddamn sweltering up in this mug
• Always Chris: i need a fan
• Always Chris: but then no because cheap
• Boyfriend: OMG Chris can I have your autograph>
• Always Chris: omg Boyfriend ur an asshole
• Boyfriend: I'm your fan =)
• Always Chris: i got it
•  [Hears uproars of laughter from the other room]
• Always Chris: are u laughing at ur fan joke?
• Boyfriend: Yes
• Boyfriend: Got hiccups

BSW/PSW: Complimentary Blowjob 

•  [Boyfriend says something mean]
• Me: "You suck. I mean, as a person... Although you do suck cock and very well, might I add."
• Boyfriend: "Aw, thank you for the compliment."
• Me: "No problem! I want you to know that I think you're great. Not only because I love you, but also because I want to reinforce those behaviors. If you suck cock and I compliment you, then you'll acquaint that act with positive feelings. I.E. 'I like compliments and I get compliments if I suck cock, so I should suck more cock.' Do you understand what I'm saying?"
• Boyfriend: "You want me to compliment you more."
• Me: "Exactly. Do you think you can do that for me?"
• Boyfriend: "What, suck your dick?"
• Me: "Oh, for fuck's sake..."